Available for premium collaborations

Agustin Egea*

OnlyFans content creator — yes, professionally

Current occupation

Monetizing WiFi and audacity

Full-time OnlyFans content creator. Part-time entrepreneur. Overtime explaining to relatives that it is, technically, a subscription SaaS business.

01 / Premium professional experience

Behind the paywall

2024—NOW

01 — ONLYFANS — SELF-EMPLOYED-ish

Premium Content Creator & Director of Strategic Thirst

Built a subscriber empire using one ring light, two houseplants, and the confidence of a man who has never opened his front-facing camera by accident. Personally replies “thanks babe” at enterprise scale.

Top 0.0001%*

2023—2024

02 — ONLYFANS UNIVERSITY

Professor of Advanced Paywall Studies

Taught creators how to turn “link in bio” into a complete go-to-market strategy. Thesis: scarcity is just forgetting to post for three weeks.

Magna Cum Loudly

2021—2023

03 — RING LIGHT CAPITAL

Venture Partner, Bedroom Economy

Invested exclusively in flattering angles and suspiciously expensive bathrobes. Achieved a 400% return on investment and a 900% increase in mirror selfies.

Series DD

2019—2021

04 — LINKEDIN AFTER DARK

B2B Content Creator (Business to Bedroom)

Combined corporate thought leadership with premium subscriber funnels. Every post began “I was laid off today” and ended with a discount code.

Thought Seduction

2017—2019

05 — MY PARENTS’ WIFI

Junior Webcam Logistics Coordinator

Managed a global media operation from the spare bedroom while shouting “I am in a meeting” whenever anyone touched the router.

Remote & Shirtless

02 / Unverified statistics

Big numbers.
Tiny context.

Agustin is a fictional OnlyFans creator with very real confidence. He specializes in premium content, subscriber retention, and calling a bedroom “the studio” for tax purposes.

0.01%alleged top creator

47ring lights expensed

€8.99emotional availability

1shirt for meetings